We love the doggies. (Also cats, cat people.) And we like our tchotchkes to be functional whenever possible. And so--Fetch! It's got magnets on the back so it's fridge-friendly (matches quite nicely with our XL Kitchen Timer), matte black, and designed to look sort of ancient gargoyle-y (but its tongue is sticking out so it's a happy puppy). Slide your towel or paper between the marble inside its mouth and its tongue, pull sideways to release. It's around 3-3/4" tall, 2-3/8" (ear-to-ear across the top), and around 2" deep. Also comes with a square of double-stick velcro for other surfaces (we would recommend securing it even more cause it's made from some sort of cast material that will break if it falls on a hard surface).